Christmas time at lolitron usually means begging from my side to cover hosting costs — not this year. It’s no secret that I haven’t been as productive as I once might have been, therefore I can’t in good conscience accept donations. I blame it all on procrastination.

In other news, I’m off on a mini vacation over Christmas and New Year. I wouldn’t expect any updates for a few weeks if I were you (not that you did anyway).

It’s so obvious!

Man dies in Bonn porn video booth

A German man has been found dead in a pornography video booth at a Bonn Beate Uhse sex shop, Cologne daily Express reported on Friday.

Apparently “plump boobs and hot thighs” were too much for the 54-year-old pornography customer’s heart, who died while watching porn in one of the video-booths at the sex-shop on Bischofsplatz, the paper said.

I guess all signs point to multiple strokes. What a hard way to go. It must be quite awkward to find a stiff body in a porn booth.

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